Harpie's Brother: The Neglected Sibling

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This post is intended entirely to be a joke, albeit a bad one most likely.

Harpie's Brother, you poor, poor man. All your life you've lived in the shadow of your little sisters. The favorotism is more than blatent. So strong is their influence among the other Winged-Beasts that we don't even know your real name.

A small list of the cards designated for Harrpie Lady's use
Harpie Lady Sisters (triplets, how can you compete?)
Elegant Egotist (a simple way to call her girlfriends. Do you get such a power?)
Harpie's Feather Duster (why can't YOU destroy Spell and Trap cards?)
Harpie Lady's 1,2,and 3 (so, their taught new tricks and all your allowed to do is attack, if even that)
Triangle Ecstacy Spark (yet anothe display of strength in numbers)
Harpie's Hunting Ground (There're frickin flyers and yet there're given this HUGE parcel of land while you are stuck in the air....alone)
Cyber Harpie Lady (well, a brand new outfit for "the special one" and you don't even get a shirt!)

And let's not forget that Herpie gets not one, but TWO pet dragons. DRAGONS!!!

You've been ignored by Harpie's Mother and Father (which are yours as well) for too long. Someone needs to give them a good talkin' to and give the eldest brother the attention he deserves. Is that too much to ask? :duel_yes_
 
Typical. The older sibling gets pushed aside when the younger ones come along. We all know he's supposed to set a good example for his younger sisters, but yeah... no respect.
 
come to think of it..it is kinda harsh
>who's he?
<hm? oh thats just harpies brother
>right..he's got a name?
<not that im aware of. now about harpie have you noticed bla bla bla
 
Could be worse. i mean at least they recognised the strength of the older brother. 1800 ATK aint to be scoffed at. Shows he can take card of himself pretty well and had the strength to look after his sisters while they were growing up.
 
EmeraldDragon said:
Could be worse. i mean at least they recognised the strength of the older brother. 1800 ATK aint to be scoffed at. Shows he can take card of himself pretty well and had the strength to look after his sisters while they were growing up.
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But then you have the Cyber Harpie Lady, the younger sister now with a new wardrobe. Now even she has better stats than the brother. Plus she has yet to get her Cyber Shield, which will make her even stronger still.
 
Well Harpies Brother is although uncredited, ends up having the last laugh for the following reasons because it is the strongest LV4 Normal Winged Beast Type monster, but the weakest LV4 Normal Monster.
 
magic-snake said:
i dont get it, looks like your contradicting yourself?
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strongest LV4 Normal Winged-Beast-Type monster.
weakest LV4 Normal Monster.

I would add that he appears to be the strongest Normal Winged-Beast-Type Monster period, based on stand alone stats. And if your not going by combined stats, I would say there some significantly weaker Level 4 Normal Monsters. Master Kyonshee and Soul Tiger come to mind.
 
EmeraldDragon said:
Could be worse. i mean at least they recognised the strength of the older brother. 1800 ATK aint to be scoffed at. Shows he can take card of himself pretty well and had the strength to look after his sisters while they were growing up.
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And now one of his little sisters can help boost his atk power. (HL#1 I want to say)
 
He hides his face due to the clawing his sisters gave him as a child, atleast he can use Delta Attacker, and some other cards that normal monsters can use, but i demand more for him, i want to make a harpies brother deck!
 
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