I don't know, after Bastion Misawa used Water Dragons, all these kiddies go, "ZOMG! Water Dragon AM THE BESTEST!" and guess what, Water Dragon have horrible field disadvantage!
But to answer all these kiddies, I'll give them the best Water Power they can EVER GET! So now they can all get there little H2O toy and leave us alone.
(NOTE: Rate/Fix if you want)
Tribute - 3
Lava Golem
Lava Golem
Water Dragon
Non-Tribute - 15
Dekoichi the Battlechanted Locomotive
Dekoichi the Battlechanted Locomotive
Dekoichi the Battlechanted Locomotive
Fox Fire
Hydrogeddon
Hydrogeddon
Hydrogeddon
Magician of Faith
Morphing Jar
Oxygeddon
Oxygeddon
Oxygeddon
UFO Turtle
UFO Turtle
UFO Turtle
Spells - 15
Bonding - H2O
Bonding - H2O
Bonding - H2O
Creature Swap
Creature Swap
Dark Hole
Heavy Storm
Mystic Box
Mystical Space Typhoon
Nobleman of Crossout
Premature Burial
Rush Recklessly
Rush Recklessly
Smashing Ground
Swords of Revealing Light
Traps - 7
Call of the Haunted
Dust Tornado
Mirror Wall
Ojama Trio
Sakuretsu Armor
Sakuretsu Armor
Torrential Tribute
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Now, all the kiddies are gunna yell at me, "UFO Turtle? Fox Fire?! They're not WAHTUR!"
Now be quiet! First of all, you kids should learn, DNA Surgery/DNA Transplant is NOT the way here. Those cards turn all monsters on the field to either Pyro or FIRE, meaning it'll turn all of YOUR monsters into them as well and cause of Water Dragon on the field, all of your monsters are all 0ATK monster including your Water Dragon itself. Yeah, you just made a nomi deck that turns all monsters into 0ATK... great job.
(NOTE: I know Water Dragon isn't 100% nomi as Bonding - H2O can pull that card from the graveyard. But you know what I mean, and thus I only have 1 Water Dragon in this deck.)
So now, most people think Scroll of Bewitchment is the ONLY solution. But not really, even if that card makes 1 of my foe's monsters into 0ATK, it's still a 1 vs 0 minus for me until Water Dragon successfully kill that monster. (They can pop a Saku, even if risking having 2 Hydrogeddon and 1 Oxygeddon back on my field. They'll do it if I targetted a Mobius with Scroll of Bewitchment for example.) And Scroll of Bewitchment ONLY helps my Water Dragon... not a good card space. (It's a dead draw until I get Water Dragon out.)
So let's look at my OTHER options.
Water Dragon needs DECK THINNING! BAD! It's cause Hydrogeddon and especially Oxygeddon is freaking unsearchable! Hydrogeddon is decent cause it searches itself when it kills a monster. But Oxygeddon, pure pot luck, and thus why I'm packing Dekoichi and even a Morphing Jar to quickly search this impossible monster. My UFO Turtle can do just that, deck thinning and also keeps my monster presence until I get Hydrogeddon out. UFO Turtle runs out, I'll pop a Fox Fire.
But dude, why not use Mother Grizzly? It IS a water deck. Now hush, I'll explain that reason in a bit. Now look at my other options then Scroll of Bewitchment, like my Creature Swap and Mystic Box. That's right, instead of TRYING to turn my foe's monster into FIRE, might as well GIVE THEM a FIRE monster. If I swap my UFO Turtle to my foe and ram Hydrogeddon into it, I get to pull out 1 more Hydrogeddon and 1 UFO Turtle or Fox Fire. If I swap Fox Fire and ram Hydrogeddon, I STILL get Fox Fire cause at the end phrase Fox Fire is in my graveyard as a result of battle death, it's special summoned to my side of the field. And I can special summon this in defense position so I don't lose lifepoint. And since Creature Swap lets me steal a free monster, and Mystic Box lets me destroy a free monster, it's WAY BETTER then a dead draw Scroll of Bewitchment. (And thus I don't have to worry about not having enough Smashing Ground in this deck.) Scroll of Bewitchment only works with Water Dragon, Creature Swap and Mystic Box works with practically any monster as long as I got my swappable monster ready.(And they'll stay, especially Fox Fire. And your foe will be pulling hairs to think they have to waste Dark Hole/Smashing Ground just for this weenie)
So now you're seeing my point. I'm giving my foe FIRE monsters that'll keep coming BACK to my side of the field when I kill it. Water Dragon is BEGGING for this combo. Cause when I ram a FIRE monster with Water Dragon, it's literally a direct attack damage. And UFO Turtle and Fox Fire can do just that. So now, your foe will be searching like mad to pull out Dark Hole to get rid of Water Dragon + Fox Fire + Swap combo. And well, if they nuke the field with Dark Hole, I get to STILL pull out 2x Hydrogeddon and 1x Oxygeddon. It's a plus for plus deal in my field advantage while my foe just wasted a precious resources.
And for Water Dragon, there's even a BETTER combo. With Lava Golem, I get to tribute 2 of my foe's monster, (i.e. kill them) then special summon Lava Golem to my foe's field. Normally, this is bad unless it's a burn/stall deck cause Lava Golem is 3000ATK monster. But with Water Dragon, it's now just a 0ATK monster target. And after this, you can chooce it to attack, or better yet, just not attack and let Lava Golem burn your foe's LP. This is even better with Ojama Trio. As if your foe doesn't 2 monsters on the field, Ojama Trio can do just fine as replacement. Or you can tribute two monsters on the foe's field, get Lava Golem, fill 3 more space with Ojama Trio, yeah, they got 4 wasted monster space with weenies. (Those kiddies who's running Lightning Vortex will be crying right now.)
And when I have Water Dragon out, it's pretty safe to nuke the field with even Torrential if needed cause then I can pull out 2x Hydrogeddon and 1x Oxygeddon from my graveyard. (And then when needed, activate another Bonding - H2O)
But to answer all these kiddies, I'll give them the best Water Power they can EVER GET! So now they can all get there little H2O toy and leave us alone.
(NOTE: Rate/Fix if you want)
Tribute - 3
Lava Golem
Lava Golem
Water Dragon
Non-Tribute - 15
Dekoichi the Battlechanted Locomotive
Dekoichi the Battlechanted Locomotive
Dekoichi the Battlechanted Locomotive
Fox Fire
Hydrogeddon
Hydrogeddon
Hydrogeddon
Magician of Faith
Morphing Jar
Oxygeddon
Oxygeddon
Oxygeddon
UFO Turtle
UFO Turtle
UFO Turtle
Spells - 15
Bonding - H2O
Bonding - H2O
Bonding - H2O
Creature Swap
Creature Swap
Dark Hole
Heavy Storm
Mystic Box
Mystical Space Typhoon
Nobleman of Crossout
Premature Burial
Rush Recklessly
Rush Recklessly
Smashing Ground
Swords of Revealing Light
Traps - 7
Call of the Haunted
Dust Tornado
Mirror Wall
Ojama Trio
Sakuretsu Armor
Sakuretsu Armor
Torrential Tribute
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Now, all the kiddies are gunna yell at me, "UFO Turtle? Fox Fire?! They're not WAHTUR!"
Now be quiet! First of all, you kids should learn, DNA Surgery/DNA Transplant is NOT the way here. Those cards turn all monsters on the field to either Pyro or FIRE, meaning it'll turn all of YOUR monsters into them as well and cause of Water Dragon on the field, all of your monsters are all 0ATK monster including your Water Dragon itself. Yeah, you just made a nomi deck that turns all monsters into 0ATK... great job.
(NOTE: I know Water Dragon isn't 100% nomi as Bonding - H2O can pull that card from the graveyard. But you know what I mean, and thus I only have 1 Water Dragon in this deck.)
So now, most people think Scroll of Bewitchment is the ONLY solution. But not really, even if that card makes 1 of my foe's monsters into 0ATK, it's still a 1 vs 0 minus for me until Water Dragon successfully kill that monster. (They can pop a Saku, even if risking having 2 Hydrogeddon and 1 Oxygeddon back on my field. They'll do it if I targetted a Mobius with Scroll of Bewitchment for example.) And Scroll of Bewitchment ONLY helps my Water Dragon... not a good card space. (It's a dead draw until I get Water Dragon out.)
So let's look at my OTHER options.
Water Dragon needs DECK THINNING! BAD! It's cause Hydrogeddon and especially Oxygeddon is freaking unsearchable! Hydrogeddon is decent cause it searches itself when it kills a monster. But Oxygeddon, pure pot luck, and thus why I'm packing Dekoichi and even a Morphing Jar to quickly search this impossible monster. My UFO Turtle can do just that, deck thinning and also keeps my monster presence until I get Hydrogeddon out. UFO Turtle runs out, I'll pop a Fox Fire.
But dude, why not use Mother Grizzly? It IS a water deck. Now hush, I'll explain that reason in a bit. Now look at my other options then Scroll of Bewitchment, like my Creature Swap and Mystic Box. That's right, instead of TRYING to turn my foe's monster into FIRE, might as well GIVE THEM a FIRE monster. If I swap my UFO Turtle to my foe and ram Hydrogeddon into it, I get to pull out 1 more Hydrogeddon and 1 UFO Turtle or Fox Fire. If I swap Fox Fire and ram Hydrogeddon, I STILL get Fox Fire cause at the end phrase Fox Fire is in my graveyard as a result of battle death, it's special summoned to my side of the field. And I can special summon this in defense position so I don't lose lifepoint. And since Creature Swap lets me steal a free monster, and Mystic Box lets me destroy a free monster, it's WAY BETTER then a dead draw Scroll of Bewitchment. (And thus I don't have to worry about not having enough Smashing Ground in this deck.) Scroll of Bewitchment only works with Water Dragon, Creature Swap and Mystic Box works with practically any monster as long as I got my swappable monster ready.(And they'll stay, especially Fox Fire. And your foe will be pulling hairs to think they have to waste Dark Hole/Smashing Ground just for this weenie)
So now you're seeing my point. I'm giving my foe FIRE monsters that'll keep coming BACK to my side of the field when I kill it. Water Dragon is BEGGING for this combo. Cause when I ram a FIRE monster with Water Dragon, it's literally a direct attack damage. And UFO Turtle and Fox Fire can do just that. So now, your foe will be searching like mad to pull out Dark Hole to get rid of Water Dragon + Fox Fire + Swap combo. And well, if they nuke the field with Dark Hole, I get to STILL pull out 2x Hydrogeddon and 1x Oxygeddon. It's a plus for plus deal in my field advantage while my foe just wasted a precious resources.
And for Water Dragon, there's even a BETTER combo. With Lava Golem, I get to tribute 2 of my foe's monster, (i.e. kill them) then special summon Lava Golem to my foe's field. Normally, this is bad unless it's a burn/stall deck cause Lava Golem is 3000ATK monster. But with Water Dragon, it's now just a 0ATK monster target. And after this, you can chooce it to attack, or better yet, just not attack and let Lava Golem burn your foe's LP. This is even better with Ojama Trio. As if your foe doesn't 2 monsters on the field, Ojama Trio can do just fine as replacement. Or you can tribute two monsters on the foe's field, get Lava Golem, fill 3 more space with Ojama Trio, yeah, they got 4 wasted monster space with weenies. (Those kiddies who's running Lightning Vortex will be crying right now.)
And when I have Water Dragon out, it's pretty safe to nuke the field with even Torrential if needed cause then I can pull out 2x Hydrogeddon and 1x Oxygeddon from my graveyard. (And then when needed, activate another Bonding - H2O)
