Start by getting any American dubbed/censored/mutilated episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh! or Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. They must be the American versions.
Next, get a supply of one or more drinks (alcoholic* or otherwise), some shot glasses, and a few friends to enjoy the game with you. Now follow these rules:
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* I take no responsibility for any liver-related trauma caused as a result of drinking actual alcohol in this game. Nor do I condone underaged children drinking alcohol, blah, blah, etc.
Next, get a supply of one or more drinks (alcoholic* or otherwise), some shot glasses, and a few friends to enjoy the game with you. Now follow these rules:
- Have 1 shot each time something violent has obviously been censored (glowing lights, convenient camera changes, weapons changed to laserguns, etc.).
- Have 1 shot each time any amount of nudity has been censored. Have 1 more shot if that censorship is very poor.
- Have 1 shot each time a character looks solely at the ATK points of their opponent's newly-Summoned monster. Have 1 more shot if that character appears to be genuinely surprised that the Summoned monster has an effect (of any kind).
- Have 1 shot each time you notice scenes or parts of scenes cut out for no reason (e.g. a character moves across the room instantly). Have 1 more shot if this cut affects the rest of the scene confusing (e.g. they now inexplicably have a few extra cards in their hand).
- Have 1 shot each time a character uses their catchprase. Have 1 more shot if they use someone else's catchphrase.
- Have 1 shot each time someone says "Let's duel!" or "Get yarr game on!". Have 1 more shot if two or more characters say it at the same time.
- Have 1 shot each time a character plays "Pot of Greed", and takes the trouble to explain how it works.
- Have 1 shot each time Bakura actually does something. Have 1 more shot if it's something evil.
- Have 1 shot each time someone says "destiny" or "heart of the cards".
- Have 1 shot each time a character's voice changes. Have 1 more shot if no one else notices. Have a third shot if there's no explanation for it (Tristan would be 3, but Yugi/Yami Yugi would only be 2).
- In Yu-Gi-Oh! GX only, have 1 shot if there's a continuity error (wrong cards, or they're played such that there's a rulings clash. Ignore cards that don't exist in the real world). You can do this for Yu-Gi-Oh! too, but only if you have a death wish.
- Stop drinking if the plot makes perfect sense. You've obviously had too much.
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* I take no responsibility for any liver-related trauma caused as a result of drinking actual alcohol in this game. Nor do I condone underaged children drinking alcohol, blah, blah, etc.