What about the monsters?

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Ever wondered what a duel is like from the Monsters' point of view?

This is the classic case i noticed from the YGO movie:
After Kaiba activated Pyramid of Light
Obelisk: Hey, where did Yugi go?
Ra: Must be inside the Pyramid.
Obelisk: Really? That must be scary...
Slifer: Does anyone else notice that Yugi's Monster Reborn has Quickplay written on it?
Ra: Obelisk! What are you doing?!?
Obelisk: I'm going to touch the Pyramid.
Slifer: Why?
Obelisk: Because it's pretty.
Ra: ...
Slifer: ...
Obelisk: *reaches out*
Slifer: No you fool!
Ra: Aaack!!
Obelisk: *touch*
KABOOM!!!



feel free to post any more y'all can come up with, it's nice to be creative too.
 
Duel between Yugi and Kaiba in the First Episode:
Kaiba's side: 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons
Yugi's side: 1 expired Swords of revealing light

Blue eyes1: I'm hungry.
Blue eyes2: Don't worry, we'll eat that Yugi kid.
Blue eyes1: Really? He's kinda small.
Blue eyes3: Hey...guys?
Blue eyes1: I don't think there'll be enough for all of us.
Blue eyes3: Guys? What's with the circle thingy?
Blue eyes2: Must be your imagination.
Blue eyes3: The circle?
Blue eyes2: No, how small Yugi looks.
Blue eyes3: GUYS!!
Blue eyes1: Ketchup...mustard...garlic sauce...yep, all here. Hey! i don't have a napkin.
Blue eyes3: Who's the big ugly dude with the chains and the Nemes(headdress of Pharoahs).
Blue eyes2: I don't think you'll need a napkin.
Blue eyes1: but...
Yugi: EXODIA!!! OBLITERATE!!!
All 3 Blue eyes: Wait...WHAT!?!
Blue eyes1: Aw man, now i'll never eat...
KABOOM
 
Duel between Yugi and Kaiba in the First Episode:
Kaiba's side: 3 Blue Eyes White Dragons
Yugi's side: 1 expired Swords of revealing light

Blue eyes1: I'm hungry.
Blue eyes2: Don't worry, we'll eat that Yugi kid.
Blue eyes1: Really? He's kinda small.
Blue eyes3: Hey...guys?
Blue eyes1: I don't think there'll be enough for all of us.
Blue eyes3: Guys? What's with the circle thingy?
Blue eyes2: Must be your imagination.
Blue eyes3: The circle?
Blue eyes2: No, how small Yugi looks.
Blue eyes3: GUYS!!
Blue eyes1: Ketchup...mustard...garlic sauce...yep, all here. Hey! i don't have a napkin.
Blue eyes3: Who's the big ugly dude with the chains and the Nemes(headdress of Pharoahs)?
Blue eyes2: I don't think you'll need a napkin.
Blue eyes1: but...
Yugi: EXODIA!!! OBLITERATE!!!
All 3 Blue eyes: Wait...WHAT!?!
Blue eyes1: Aw man, now i'll never eat...
KABOOM
 
Also the Kaiba/Yugi Duel in the first episode.

Blue-Eyes 3: Wait a moment, did he just Summon a bunch of us in one turn?

~ ~ ~ ~ # ~ ~ ~ ~

Pegasus/Yugi, Thousand-Eyes Restrict, Kuriboh, Multiply.

Kuribohs: The good thing about me is... there's so many me's!
Kuribohs: Ooh, pretty!
Kuribohs: Can't... look... away... Must... stare...
Kuribohs: Aah fu-
*Your Kuribohs asplode*
 
Jaden

Jaden: "I'll just thrown down this facedown, and end my turn"
Winged Kuriboh: "Great. I try and be all friendly with him, and he goes and does this to me. Again. Burstinatrix never has this problem does she? No, it is always me who ends up being destroyed. *sigh* And the one time he actually gives me some armor and upgrades me, he still gets me killed. "Sorry good buddy" he says, but next duel, it's kill the kuroboh time, all over again. If he really was a good buddy, perhaps he would give me mistbody, or even a few axes of despair? But no, I get the feeling that in his view, I am better off in the graveyard than on the field. And now, here it comes again..."
SPLAT
Jaden: "Sorry good buddy"
 
I'm thinking of WAY too many Yugi/Dark Magician Yaoi conversations. And trust me, that isn't a good thing.
 
TwoTailedFox said:
I'm thinking of WAY too many Yugi/Dark Magician Yaoi conversations. And trust me, that isn't a good thing.
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I have friends who would certainly disagree with that, Fox.
 
Big Five

When Joey and Yugi were dueling the Big Five in Noah's Realm, Their deck Masters; Flame Swordsman and Dark Magician respectively, were engaged in conversation.

After about 4 attacks launched against the Flame Swordsman (all blocked by Yugi)...
FS:*sensing impending doom* Hey...uh..DM, you, um, ever think about destiny?
DM: Eh?
FS: Yeah, destiny...
DM: You mean like Bakura?
FS: Not Destiny Board!!! Destiny..
DM: Like Final Destiny?
FS: No!!! I mean like maybe you're the one to destroy the five headed dragon-thing in front of us...
DM: Well...*Pulls Five-Headed Dragon card from pocket* It says here that only light monsters can destroy it...Nope, not a light, maybe there's a Magician of Faith around...
FS: Look! I have a feeling, just attack it and see what happens...teehee.
DM: I don't kno...
FS: C'mon!!! Please!?!?!
DM: Alright...*Attacks*...*A lot of cards activate and all of a sudden the Dragon goes boom*
FS: Whoa...didn't see that one comming...
DM: Cool, i did it!
Big Five: Now behold the mighty Beserk Dragon!!
FS and DM: Wait...WHAT!?!?!?
 
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