I don't know about name but as far as funny Flavor text, which we all love, mine has to be this from a Magic card from Magic the gathering TCG it's on the Grizzly Bears creature card
"Don't try to outrun one of Dominia's Grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down and eats you."