Best saying you have heard for a card

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he had 3 face up millennium shield and 2 stone statue or the aztecs (which 1 was being attacked)

" i activate uber defence... times 3"
 
You're gonna love this! My opponent set a monster and creature swapped for one of my daughter's Hydrogeddons and attacked it. I said "Let me guess, Morphing Jar." He laughed, "Yup!" She dropped her garbage hand, picked up a better hand, he kept laughing, "Not done yet, Card Destruction!" She dumped her better hand and drew into a god-hand. He set two and ended. She drew, Heavy Storm, Premature burial, brought out recently tossed cyber-stein, paid 5000 to bring out Cyber-twin and tributed Cyber-Stein for....He stopped laughing and said, "Oh-oh! If that's Zaborg, so help me I will stab myself." My daughter squealed like a 12 year old girl (which she is) and looked at me. I just shugged and said: "I'll get the knife."
 
"Would you like to enter your Scoop Phase now?"
"My Wang attacks your Lady." Wang as in King Tiger Wanghu..
"Tribute for Zaborg and slap you directly 2400 times."


I better stop cause most of them aren't PG-13..lol
 
I have to give props to my old friend Waldo who said it best about Dark Ruler Ha Des...

"Ha Des makes Jinzo look like C3PO. He spays the Witch, neuters Sangan, beheads the Sinister Serpent and slaps D. D. Warrior Lady like a cheap hooker. This is the town bully, village loony and scary neighbor all wrapped up into one masterpiece Fiend. " --Waldo
 
Tkwiget said:
"Would you like to enter your Scoop Phase now?"
"My Wang attacks your Lady." Wang as in King Tiger Wanghu..
"Tribute for Zaborg and slap you directly 2400 times."


I better stop cause most of them aren't PG-13..lol
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I have the same problemo..

"I'll just rape my Worm with Tsuku" always got a laugh
(Needle Worm + Tsukuyomi)

"I activate Wabby to stop your Zabby" is another
(Waboku & Zaborg)

Compulsory Evacuation Device - "Fart Card"
Bottomless Trap Hole - "Can't Fart Card"

Then there were certain acronyms formed by the letters B.L & S which I cannot mention here..:naughty
 
...I don´t know if you know about a lollipop in shape of hand...

Don Zaloog

...Just before a friend attacks me directly with his "Don Zaloog" he ask me "¿Cual es la paleta favorita de Don Zaloog?"...

answer "Manita" LOL...
 
Well, not sure how well this applies, but I DO happen to have a really nice holo counterfeit Kozaky that I keep on the front side of my judging lanyard now. A while back at the SJC LB a kid walked by and I heard him asking a friend. "Whoah, what's that card, some kind of secret rare or something?" I just smiled. Sheesh, don't they follow their AST series at all?! 8^D
 
Not so much for a single card as it is with my BEWD deck.

Someone was shocked I was running such an outdated monster as my main deck theme.

Then I beat him.


"Yes, I just beat you with a Blue EYes White Dragon Deck. Respect your elders." ^_^
 
roadhouse007 said:
"Waboku? Sounds like some kind of STD." Seriously though, we got this girl to think some guy had Waboku before after that was said.


And has anyone seen a Black Label Society shirt/hat and thought something else off the top of your head?
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i'm confused, is is before... or after? :p :p :p
(couldn't you just cut the word "before" from that sentance?)

edit:
LaskyAlexR: i'll trade you my busted bladder for your fred the cave wanderer :p
Pinoythugrp: lol
Pinoythugrp: Fred
LaskyAlexR: you don't want my busted bladder? :p
Pinoythugrp: Already got a busted bladder, what i need is a revival ham.
 
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