Hmmmm- I couldnt work out how to put scanned images into this message, and I dont have anywhere that I could post them externally then link to. If anyone else can get piccies up, then you are better than I
So, here are the cards:
Flying Dork Musician of Porkchops
Attribute: Dork
1/2 *
(picture shows a dark magician style character playing a triangle)
Last Edition
MAD-509
Smellcaster/Reflect
Discard 1 card from your hand. Remove from play 1 face-up monster on your opponent's side of the field. Now put your right foot in, and put your right foot out. You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around. that's what it's all about!
Atk 2 Def 3
Mental Zero Lame Wigman
Attribute: Lice
* out of ****
(picture shows a flying wingman style character, except he is wearing a wig, and instead of the firey hand it is a sock puppet)
Only Edition
MAD-224
Worrier/Frusion/Reject
Remove from play 1 face up monster on your opponents side of the field. Then take another one from your opponent. And yet another. Take 'em all! If he complains, just tell him you're doing what the card told you to do, then call him a miserable little cheater.
Atk 45x18 Def 54-13
Ravioli, Lord of Pantslessness
Attribute: Dork
************** (wrapped around the side of the card...)
(picture shows a Raviel style character wearing polka dot boxers)
MAD-993
Mean/Defect
Discard this card from your field immediately. Now go back and get it so you can finish reading these instructions. (We'll wait...) Oh, you're back! Summon from the graveyard one of your opponents monsters that was thought to be dead but was merely napping. Sell it on eBay for as much as you can.
Atk 1 zillion def 0
Centurion Snail of Manhole
Attribute: smell
[smell card]
(picture shows a snail with a centurion helmet, inside an open manhole)
MAD=000
When you get sick of playing this game, this card may be redeemed for a free shrimp ****tail at any participating Red Lobster restaurant.
Urine, Lord of Sears Portrait Studio
Attribute: wimp
*
(picture shows a large red dragon holding a cuddly toy and activating an old style camera)
Last edition
MAD-157
Photo/reject
Take 1 card from your opponents side of the field and use it to pick out whatever it is thats stuck between your teeth. Now resume play. remove an additional card from your opponents field and carefully fold it into a delicate swan, then return it to your opponent.If you have a (continued on next card)
Morphing Jar-Jar
Attribute: Ewww
No *
(picture shows a jar, with jar-jar binks's head coming out of it)
MAD-601
Mock/infect
Increase the value of this card by scotch taping a five dollar bill to the back of it.
Atk 6 Def 0
Superior Sheriff Boss Frog IV
Attribute: Wetter
No *
(picture shows a frog wearing a white suit, a-la boss hog from dukes of hazzard)
Early edition
MAD-394
Aquarium/reject
Summon your mother from the kitchen. tell her to activate the microwave with some Hot Pockets for you and your opponent. Lose 1000 life points when she summons D.A.D. from the D.E.N. and orders an attack that could send you to the graveyard.
Atk -5 Def -10
Moist Cyber Stain
Attribute: Dork
* cubed
(picture shows frankensteins monster having wet itself)
Unlimited edition
MAD-088
Machine wash/infect
When this card destroys an opponents monster as a result of battle and sends it to the graveyard, you can special summon "clownbird" from your deck to help dig the monsters grave and go through his pockets for any spare change before burying him.
Atk 7.512 Def 4.867
Silent-but-deadly PizzaFace Dragon
Attribute: Fiber
**+**=****
(Picture shows a green dragon with either firey flatulance, or standing on fire. Hard to tell)
1st Edition
MAD-757
Pepperoni/defect
If there is a monster on your opponents side of the field and there are no monsters on your side of the field, whats wrong with you? Do you have bad breath? Did you cut one? Does your breath smell like you cut one? Forget about paying life points. pay 2 bucks and get a pack of Tic-Tacs!
Atk 7 Def 11
