Tell Me A Neverending Story . . . in 3 Words or less

Lots of people said:
It was dark and tasty meal was set before the seventeen penguins, and monkeys were devouring their applesauce, in silent prayer, with cinnamon plenty, but vodka rare. The Forest was shiny and wet. In desert-like sunlight the penguins threw up all over the three knights. The king became annoyed about the lack of Lysol, so he took his enchanted sword to start dancing with the penguins, until he finally started to think, "If only I had flushed the toilet!"



Despite this problem of flying frogs, the king decided to throw rice all over the in front of the medicine man, to have a bottle Nyquil handy. Just then, a door slammed before going back through the pancakes. The penguins started kicking and screaming. The monkeys gathered in convex formations to fight against the horrible tyranny that the king paid for via Mastercard. But the credit rating was lower than a winter's night in Paris. So he invested in some marshmallow packs except with their lady-like fingers.



The penguins realized that the medicine man had snuck off to the majestic Louvre to get his duel monsters deck. In it he had a dark, illegal code for plucking penguin feathers. Commencing to pluck, he then decided that it was time to finally start the water boiling. The penguins continued to eat pudding and watch the battle. The king shed a tear and then laughed.

-pssvr

PS It's been edited some to remove grammar errors.
 
Back
Top