PerfectZelgadis
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One day gaming icon Frogger was attempting to cross the road. However the person playing Frogger this time managed to get poor Frogger run over 525,600 times. Finally, Frogger had enough and hopped out of an ancient Frogger arcade game in Pepino's Pizza in Atlanta GA. Frogger hopped happily around the city until he found Adult Swim headquarters. Inside he found Seth Green and the scientist from Robot Chicken. After explaining his situation the evil scientist decided to help him. While they planned Frogger moved in with Seth and began to watch the most amazing show he'd ever seen. Unfortunatly one day it wasn't on so he turned on Yugioh. There he found his destiny, he decided he was going to become a great Yugioh player. Using the millions he'd taken in from law suits he was able to acquire lots of cards, and began building decks. He even appeared at Shonen Jump Atlanta, but was unable to enter the tournament because who was going to sign a frog up. Seeing this as obvious discrimination he set out to make YGO a game which could be enjoyed by all species. However, his quest was stopped by the mad scientist who had finally found a way to make sure poor Frogger never got hit by a car again. After pulling the wings off of little angels they gave Frogger wings. So frogger decided to take his complaints to UDE personally (now having an inexpensive and save means of cross country transportation.). He flew to upperdeck entertainments office in California. He brought his dueling deck with him just to prove he was perfectly capable of dueling. There he snuck into the dark evil offices of Upperdeck Entertainment. Finally, he found the office of Kevin Tewart(senior game designer for UDE.) Kevin Tewart cackled maniacally as he plotted what ever evil scheme UDE was plotting next. There Frogger pleaded his case. Tewart heard his request, and laughed. Tewart then proceeded to challenge Frogger to a Shadow game. Frogger was astonished, but accepted and fought hard against Mr. Tewart. However Frogger's efforts were in vain. Frogger was defeated and sealed inside a YGO card. Therefore, Frogger was then mailed to Konami in Japan who found him to be an adequate replacement for Sinister Serpent. He was mass produced as a rare and ultimate in Shadow of Infinity. Now he's being splashed in YGO decks everywhere, just to get tributed and beaten to death by multiple cards everywhere. The moral of the story. Appreciate what you have, it might not be as bad as you think.