Infavorable Fine Print
[Equip Spell]
You may only equip this card to a monster on your side of the field (however, if this card is equipped to a monster on your side of the field, and control of that monster shifts, it will remain equipped). Decrease the ATK and DEF of the equipped monster by 500 points for every card in your hand. Decrease the equipped monster's level by one for every Spell or Trap card on your side of the field. On the turn that you activate this card, you may special summon one "Useless Token" [No attribute / No type / ATK 0 / DEF 0] in face-up attack position. If you do so, you take 500 Life Points in damage. The equipped monster gains the following Ignition Effect: Once per turn, during your main phase, you may choose to give control of this card to your opponent until your next Standby Phase. If you do so, the ATK and DEF of this monster are increased by 3500 until the end of the turn. If this monster battles this turn, it is destroyed.
(I'd like to see someone post in reply with the CORRECT way of how to use this card to win the game :-: )
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