What if they remade....

Blazing Chimera
Beast-Type / FIRE / 5 Stars / ATK 1950 / DEF 1650
If this card was Tribute Summoned by offering "Little Chimera" as a Tribute, increase the original ATK and DEF of this card by 1000. As long as this card remains face-up on the field, when 1 of your opponent's monsters is destroyed and sent to his/her Graveyard, inflict 700 points of damage to your opponent's Life Points.

Glory Fang
Beast-Type / EARTH / 5 Stars / ATK 1850 / DEF 1550
If this card was Tribute Summoned by offering "Milus Radiant" as a Tribute, increase the original ATK and DEF of this card by 1000. As long as this card remains face-up on the field, when 1 of your monsters is destroyed as a result of battle, destroy 1 card on the field.

Hookamurigen
Fairy-Type / LIGHT / 5 Stars / ATK 1950 / DEF 2100
If this card was Tribute Summoned by offering "Hoshiningen" as a Tribute, increase the original ATK and DEF of this card by 1000. As long as this card remains face-up on your side of the field, Battle Damage to your Life Points becomes 0.

Mistress Witch
Spellcaster-Type / DARK / 5 Stars / ATK 2050 / DEF 1500
If this card was Tribute Summoned by offering "Witch's Apprentice" as a Tribute, increase the original ATK and DEF of this card by 1000. When 1 of your monsters destroys 1 of your opponent's monsters as a result of battle, remove 1 card in your opponent's Graveyard from play.

Scythe Moth
Insect-Type / WIND / 5 Stars / ATK 1800 / DEF 2100
If this card was Tribute Summoned by offering "Bladefly" as a Tribute, increase the original ATK and DEF of this card by 1000. Once per turn during each of your turns you can remove 1 card in your Graveyard from play to return 1 Spell or Trap Card to the top of its owner's Deck.

Star Sea King
Aqua-Type / WATER / 5 Stars / ATK 1900 / DEF 1500
If this card was Tribute Summoned by offering "Star Boy" as a Tribute, increase the original ATK and DEF of this card by 1000. During your Main Phase 2 you can return 1 Spell or Trap Card on your opponent's side of the field to his/her hand.
 
Okay, these might not ever be proper cards, but they'd be fun to play with.


Illusion Magic Ball
Spellcaster-Type / LIGHT / 4 Stars / ATK 1550 / DEF 1800
This card is treated as a Normal Monster Card.


I've Given Up
Spell Card
You can only activate this card at the start of your Main Phase 1. Send all cards on your side of the field to the Graveyard (ignoring any effects). Then end your turn and skip your next 3 turns.


Ape of Distraction
Trap Card
Point to behind your opponent and shout, "Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!". If you call it correctly, you win the Duel (and a prize for finding a three-headed monkey).


Exodia Smackdown
Quick-Play Spell
If you are right-handed, you can only activate this card when "Right Arm of the Forbidden One" is face-up on your side of the field. If you are left-handed, you can only activate this card when "Left Arm of the Forbidden One" is face-up on your side of the field. Only once, hit your opponent in the face.
 
Nice ones Maruno, nice. I especially enjoyed Exodia Smackdown and Illusion Magic Ball...

^_^

Here's one of my own joke cards:

Euponius?
(Spell Card)
Sing very loudly and obnoxiously, preferably to a Britney Spears song. If your opponent cringes, you win the duel. If your opponent inflicts bodily harm upon you, he/she loses 8000 life points. If your opponent doesn't do anything, you gain 1 singing point.
 
Excuses, Excuses
Spell Card
You can only activate this card when you can't be bothered to go to work in the morning. Select 1 telephone in your house and send a call containing the words "I can't come to work today as I've caught malaria" to your workplace.
 
Invincible Slate
Rock-Type / EARTH / 1 Star / ATK 0 / DEF 0
This card cannot be destroyed as a result of battle. When this card is destroyed as a result of battle, increase your Life Points by 1,000,000.

Overweight
Spell Card
Pay 6000 Life Points. Pick up all cards in your Deck and add them to your hand. The, if "Left Arm of the Forbidden One", "Right Arm of the Forbidden One", "Left Leg of the Forbidden One", "Right Leg of the Forbidden One" or "Exodia the Forbidden One" is in your hand, remove them from play.

Haze Strike
Trap Card
Flip 1 coin once and call Heads or Tails. If you call it correctly, inflict 800 points of damage to your opponent's Life Points. If you call it incorrectly, inflict 800 points of damage to your opponent's Life Points.

Arithmagic
Equip Spell
This card can only be equipped to 1 of your monsters. The ATK of the equipped monster becomes 17, and the DEF of the equipped monster becomes 38.

1792
Quick-Play Spell
Your opponent multiplies 112 by 16 and tells you the result. If he/she calls it correctly, inflict damage to your Life Points equal to the amount he/she called. If he/she calls it incorrectly, inflict damage to your opponent's Life Points equal to the amount he/she called.
 
Inspiration hit me and so these were born:

Extra Syringe
(Equip Spell Card)
This card can only be equipped to "Injection Fairy Lily" on your side of the field. Do not pay Life Points to activate the equipped "Injection Fairy Lily"'s effect.

Seppuku
(Trap Card)
If a monster on your side of the field would be destroyed by a card effect, tribute it and gain Life Points equal to its original ATK.

Baka-Iru
(LIGHT/Fiend/4/1500/1500)
Send one card from your side of the field to the graveyard to destroy one monster with 3 Level Stars or less.
 
Nice. I think Seppuku would have an issue about when it's activated, though. It'd certainly have a censored picture.


Abolutely Eternal Rest
Continuous Trap
As long as this card remains face-up on the field, neither player can activate an Equip Spell Card. Also, negate the effects of all Equip Spell Cards on the field.

Densetsu Fish of Terror
(WATER / Fish/Effect / 8 Stars / ATK 2750 / DEF 2500)
Discard 1 card from your hand. Destroy 1 face-up monster on the field. You can only use this effect once per turn.

Poison Poisson
(WATER / Fish/Effect / 2 Stars / ATK 600 / DEF 900)
When this face-up card is destroyed as a result of battle, select 1 monster on the field with a DEF of 1500 or less and destroy it.

Robin Reliant
(WIND / Winged Beast/Effect / 6 Stars / ATK 200 / DEF 600)
FLIP: Draw 2 cards from your Deck.

Armadrillo
(EARTH / Reptile / 6 Stars / ATK 2500 / DEF 1000)
"This fearsome creature modified itself for combat, and weilds claws made out of drills. It digs pits in the ground and waits for unwitting prey to fall in."
 
Maruno said:
Nice. I think Seppuku would have an issue about when it's activated, though. It'd certainly have a censored picture.
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You're lucky I didn't say "destroyed as a result of a battle"... :D

Abolutely Eternal Rest
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Continuous Trap
As long as this card remains face-up on the field, neither player can activate an Equip Spell Card. Also, negate the effects of all Equip Spell Cards on the field.
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Now THAT's Eternal Rest. Though the other two come in handy sometimes.

Densetsu Fish of Terror
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(WATER / Fish/Effect / 8 Stars / ATK 2750 / DEF 2500)
Discard 1 card from your hand. Destroy 1 face-up monster on the field. You can only use this effect once per turn.

Poison Poisson
(WATER / Fish/Effect / 2 Stars / ATK 600 / DEF 900)
When this face-up card is destroyed as a result of battle, select 1 monster on the field with a DEF of 1500 or less and destroy it.
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I'm terribly amused at "Poison Poisson" just because of the frenchiness. And Densetsu Fish of Terror is awesomely strong too. Yay fish support!

Robin Reliant
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(WIND / Winged Beast/Effect / 6 Stars / ATK 200 / DEF 600)
FLIP: Draw 2 cards from your Deck.
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I'm glad it's a 6-star FLIP effect...

Armadrillo
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(EARTH / Reptile / 6 Stars / ATK 2500 / DEF 1000)
"This fearsome creature modified itself for combat, and weilds claws made out of drills. It digs pits in the ground and waits for unwitting prey to fall in."
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Watch out Summoned Skull... I think...

Very noice cards. Okay, okay, one more from me:

Appraisal
(Continuous Spell Card)
Put one Spell Counter on this card during each of your End Phases. When this card is removed from the field, move all Spell Counters on this card to monsters on your side of the field.
 
chaos general said:
Inspiration hit me and so these were born:

Extra Syringe
(Equip Spell Card)
This card can only be equipped to "Injection Fairy Lily" on your side of the field. Do not pay Life Points to activate the equipped "Injection Fairy Lily"'s effect.

Seppuku
(Trap Card)
If a monster on your side of the field would be destroyed by a card effect, tribute it and gain Life Points equal to its original ATK.

Baka-Iru
(LIGHT/Fiend/4/1500/1500)
Send one card from your side of the field to the graveyard to destroy one monster with 3 Level Stars or less.
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Actually isn't Seppuku included in Mystic Wok?

One more of mine:

Undestructable Trap Hole
Trap
This card can be activated even if an effect of a face-up card on the field prevent a Trap card to be activated. Pay 1000 Life Points. All face-up cards on the field that include destroying or negate effects of Trap cards are destroyed.
Ultra Rare

We need more Trapssssssssss........
 
antilegend said:
Actually isn't Seppuku included in Mystik Wok?
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Hmm... Good point. ^.^;;

One more of mine:

Undestructable Trap Hole
Trap
This card can be activated even if an effect of a face-up card on the field prevent a Trap card to be activated. Pay 1000 Life Points. All face-up cards on the field that include destroying or negate effects of Trap cards are destroyed.
Ultra Rare

We need more Trapssssssssss........
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We do need more Trapssssssssss... Interesting card, but I don't think it needs to be an Ultra Rare... Maybe Rarity, Super Rare at most, but not Ultra Rare...
 
Horus, The Armed Dragon of Flame LV 15
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4000/3500
Divine
Fusion/Dragon/Effect
Horus The Black Flame Dragon LV 8 + Armed Dragon LV 7
This monster cannot be fusion summoned except by the above monsters. This monster is treated as both Wind and Fire Attribute. You may discard one monster from your hand to destroy all cards on your opponents side of the field, and in his hand. Also, you may chose to negate the effects of magic cards your opponent plays. When this card is destroyed special summon either a Horus The Black Flame Dragon LV 6, or Armed Dragon LV 5 from your deck or Graveyard.

=O broken....very...yay
 
.:TDK:. said:
My name or the cards name? I don't go to P*J*
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The card name... By P*j*, I mean "Pojo". :teeth:

Adroit Android
(EARTH/Machine/5/1900/1900)
Discard one Spell Card from your hand during your Main Phase 1 to activate this card's efect. Until the end of your Main Phase 1, you may pay 1000 Life Points to use the efect of the discarded Spell Card.

(Point - You can use the effect of the same Spell Card multiple times :D)
 
Guess I will remake some new friends...

Divine Dragon S-Ragnarok
Light/Dragon/4/1500/1200
The name of this card is treated as "Divine Dragon Ragnarok". This card cannot be tributed. If this card is in your graveyard during your end phase while "Lord of D." is face-up, you can tribute 1 Dragon-type monster to Special Summon this card in Attack position. Send this face-up card and 1 "Lord of D." in your hand or field to the graveyard to Special Summon 1 "King Dragun" from your Fusion Deck.

Chu-Ske the Mouseman
Earth/Beast/3/1200/900
The name of this card is treated as "Chu-Ske the Mouse Fighter". Once per turn, you can search you deck for 1 "Monk Fighter" or "Master Monk" and add it to your hand. You cannot Summon any monster after you activate this effect until the End Phase. Also, for every monster on the field that is named "Chu-Ske the Mouse Fighter", "Monk Fighter", or "Master Monk", increase the ATK of this card by 500. This card is excluded.
 
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