You Know Your Broke When ...

darkriku19 said:
or you have a life that includes a girlfriend who hates looking at the cards >_>
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You mean, you know you're broke when you have a girlfriend?
 
You know you're broke when you have too much month left for your paycheck; you can't pay attention; you have to bring your lunch and you quit drinking sodas not for the good health benefit
 
You know when your broke when your bank balance says you have £0 or less
 
you know you're broke when you dig into the cushions of the couch and under the floor mats in the truck to see if you can afford a booster.
 
...you brag about what you bought with your Food Stamps.

Hey, do you know how long it's been since we had Velveeta in the house? How am I supposed to make Ghetto Pasta without Velveeta?
 
You know you are broke when...

You are receiving unemployment benefits & $50 per fortnight goes directly out of your Social Security payment for each of the following:
Telephone Bill
Internet Bill
Electricity Bill &
Personal Loan.

That makes $200 right there.
The rent on your apartment is $340 per fortnight which totals $540 & you only get $600 per fornight all-up.
Which leaves $60 to cover food, personal items, petrol & Yugioh cards.
For me, to buy a booster means I gotta live on peanut butter/jam sandwiches for 4 days.
 
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